Reasons to be Maungy, Part 3.

For those who haven't come across the word before, "maungy" is West Yorkshire dialect for depressed and bad tempered.

After a rather bad day, I started writing my own lyrics to Ian Dury's "Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 3".

Dirty, greasy dishes,
Rooms that smell of fishes,
Never get my wishes
It seems.

Floors in need of mopping,
Food in need of shopping,
A lifestyle that keeps dropping
My dreams.

My blogs don't earn money,
My jokes aren't funny,
And now the crummy cat's
Got fleas.

Rotten old translation
might as well be Croatian,
I wanna vacation
Please!

Reasons to be maungy, Part 3.
Reasons to be maungy, Part 1, 2, 3.