Fetching pizza

There I was, waiting for my take-away pizza in the local bar when George Clooney walked in, looking far sexier in real life than he does on screen. His Spanish was pretty limited, so I helped him with his order, and we got chatting. He was staying at the Parador for a few days' break, because he'd been told that La Palma was the most beautiful of the Canary Islands.

So I recommended the Roque and Cumbrecita and El Tablado. And he offered me 100€ to be his tour guide for a day.

WOW!

Of course I agreed. Stuff translating.

So the limo will pick me up at 10 am tomorrow.